tfln

01. my phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and i feel like that says a lot about my life.

02. You wrote on my hand that I should apologize to you. I know it was you. It was your handwriting.

03. i'd rather put both hands in a blender, twice.

04. I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.

05. [Text him.]